If you’re from America, tweets you can read in a British accent are automatically funnier than ones read in your own vernacular.
I don’t know why; it’s just true.
So please, enjoy these tweets from some pretty funny British ladies.
17. I don’t know what this means but I like it.
In the UK we don't say congratulations, we say 'rah is that you yeah?' and I think that's beautiful
— Faima Bakar (@FaimaBakar) March 25, 2019
16. Pop round. Tee hee.
Whats App tales.
Hi dad, you ok? How's things? Will you be home next week, I'll pop round.
Dad is typing..
Dad is typing…
Dad is typing…
Dad is typing….
Dad is typing…
Dad is typing…
Dad is typing…
Dad is typing…
Dad is typing…Dad is STILL typing…
Dad: Yes
— Meeeeee (@DonnaDlm71) February 3, 2019
15. You just saved yourself some money right there.
Howling why do these Alexander mcqueens look like mines when I spilt pakora sauce on them ???? pic.twitter.com/7RPkkhN7Nf
— kera (@kmaclean____) June 4, 2019
14. It’s important to show how shirts perform when slept in.
This Primark mannequin is accurately demonstrating how women wake up when they sleep in a strappy top pic.twitter.com/IitWIe3JVH
— c h a r l i e ? (@charlougray) July 24, 2019
13. It’s important to be able to follow directions.
"Street! Street! Street!" pic.twitter.com/1Yd4G0Uy9T
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 24, 2019
12. Because that’s the dream, I guess?
Why did I think this was a full English breakfast in a cup ?? https://t.co/ewbHBfMQBm
— Pearl. (@Bee_Monet) March 23, 2019
11. Kids are so weird.
This looks just like when I used to set up a pretend post office on the dining table and made my parents be customers. pic.twitter.com/AbGnYLtgsl
— Louise Pepper (@loupepper) March 26, 2019
10. No one is going to @ you unless it’s with a virtual high five.
scar looks like shirley from east enders don’t @ me https://t.co/MS3QCLtmVC
— delon (@pocodeloco) June 21, 2019
9. This is the funniest tweet I swear.
When the CPR dummies are having more fun than you pic.twitter.com/zFfNyrfsy1
— Dr Sara Kayat (@sara_kayat) June 22, 2019
8. Someone didn’t think that through.
My period tracker apps the same colour as the trainline one. Just showed a bemused inspector that I’m ovulating.
— Olivia Mace (@livmace) August 11, 2019
7. And what a beautiful song it is.
my ex just slid into my DMs with the “this song reminds me of us” youtube drop but rather than link the song he accidentally linked andy carroll’s bicycle kick goal against crystal palace. cool
— harriet ? (@_harrietm) February 10, 2019
6. Why is this so scarily accurate?
this is every journalist headshot pic.twitter.com/4SxZTgpn1k
— Ruchira Sharma (@RuchoSharma) March 19, 2019
5. And they go stale so fast ugh I feel this.
Hate how you have to buy a pack of 8 wraps. I just wanna make 1 wrap, maybe I could stretch to 2 or 3, but 8 is ridiculous. Feel like I’m planning my week around my next wrap. Not ideal.
— issy (@issyazalea) February 3, 2019
4. Best response: Tupperware was built for white people food.
Tupperware is awfully pricey to be so easily bodied by some curry.
— Maeve (@beysfupa_) July 19, 2019
3. This just made me laugh so hard.
Legit thought this was Mike Wazowski for a split second https://t.co/1Npj6UMvcN
— lauryn ♡ (@nvkedbabe) June 18, 2019
2. Y’all this is terrifying.
So…, my dad had a top of a pic of me when I was younger (mum got it him as joke don’t ask) n I wore it to chill so she washed it at night, came back the nxt day n screamed pic.twitter.com/SipGQDF5Go
— ??♀️ Immi ?♀️x. (@immicornes) April 20, 2019
1. VERY passionate people.
Tesco going above and beyond ?? pic.twitter.com/JqMIzw9jbF
— Andrea ™ ?️? (@I_am_Leighton_) May 15, 2019
I can’t help it; they’re hilarious.
Do you love British humor? It might be an acquired taste, but I think it’s delicious!
Let us know your faves in the comments!