Time to read through some tweets, which are really the new memes of the internet, and laugh our asses off.
And if somebody you know DOESN’T use Twitter and wonders why others do… just show them this. Because DUH!
1. Yeah… that looks about right.
Me: I can’t believe I lost my wallet last night
Me last night with my wallet: pic.twitter.com/vQDrEvMhCB
— Luisa Lange (@Luisa_Lange) March 3, 2019
2. It me.
teacher: your son was caught smoking pot
me: did he say where he got it?
teacher: yes, his best friend
me: [tearing up] he really said that?
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) April 18, 2018
3. This is the weirdest metric in modern advertising…
I dream of a day when paper-towel manufacturers just say how many rolls are in the package, and not how many hypothetical rolls would be in the package if they were some other hypothetical size.
— NOT a little teapot (@HMittelmark) March 31, 2019
4. Probably number 2…
why they gotta make these gummy multivitamins taste so good but you’re supposed to only eat one a day like if i eat this whole bottle right now am i gonna be exTREMELY healthy or is my heart gonna stop
— brayden bauer // (@im_your_density) April 1, 2019
5. OMFG… what time are we living in?!?
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars!
scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 29, 2019
6. Well, at least he’s punctual.
I just blocked someone on Instagram and, using my email address, he sent me a calendar invite to suck his d%ck at 9:30 am on September 17th
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) September 16, 2018
me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho?
spongebob: i don’t give a f*ck just do it
— Skoog (@Skoog) March 29, 2019
8. Yes, you do deserve that.
I spill water on myself in bed every night by trying to drink it sideways. Then I just lay in the puddle because I deserve this.
— Goblin Lord B'Dalex (@funandmisery) September 1, 2017
9. Good question!!!
Why do people named Deborah go by “Deb” and never “bruh”
— Christine Estima (@christineestima) March 29, 2019
10. Well, that worked out!
i was just trying to have a relaxing morning by the pool pic.twitter.com/sHKwykAx3N
— bella (@isabhiII) March 26, 2019
Was I right or was I right? RIGHT?!?
What were your faves? Let us know in the comments!