Have ya had a rough day? No worries. Kick back, relax, and enjoy some Tweets.
That is, if you’re physically in a position which allows for back-kicking. Otherwise this could be a disaster involving some sort of fall and a lot of pain and maybe medical bills and arguments in which case the need for relaxation will have only been exacerbated and we won’t have helped at all.
So, I don’t know, consult with a doctor before kicking back I guess, but prepare yourself to enjoy these random tweets from any available posture.
12. Busy busy business woman
“And what is it you do around here?”
Me, after i send one email. pic.twitter.com/w4YTPGpDTu
— Emine İnancoglu (@Emineinancoglu) February 14, 2021
11. A whole new year
Yeah, we’re all REALLY enjoying the marking of this milestone.
I'm doing laundry and just whispered "It's almost our anniversary" to the pair of yoga pants I've been wearing since March.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 2, 2021
10. Zack attack
I know both an “h” guy and a “k” guy and I can confirm this is accurate.
Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society
— audrey (@saint_audrey) January 5, 2021
9. Going on and on
I had to check to see if this is true, but it definitely is.
wanna feel old? it’s still today
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) January 7, 2021
8. Cancel culture
It’s like he didn’t even want to save the whales in the first place.
i know we broke up but my ex cancelling the sponsorship of a whale he did in my name is a bit far actually. sorry pepper didn’t realise you’d be collateral damage.
— clucky fenwick (@giulioboards) January 3, 2021
7. Quality control
This should be a full time job for a lot of people.
Me in 15 years sitting in the back of my sons US History class making sure they telling them kids the truth. pic.twitter.com/uV7GM0GBOV
— Pfizer Pfine (@_teeeemula) January 7, 2021
6. Follow the path
They’re polite but creative with their vulgarity across the pond.
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the pic.twitter.com/pgzMSWiLK9
— reni ? (@reniadeb) January 2, 2021
5. Make pretend
When life imitates art imitating life.
Sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up actually forgetting
— Brian (@BeverlyHillsCEO) July 20, 2017
Good luck with your boring, well-adjusted child.
Apparently you can’t sell your eggs if you’ve been diagnosed with depression so I guess none of these people want funny kids
— G. L. DiVittorio (@ginadivittorio) January 5, 2021
3. Spinny rainbow and die
I mean if you think about it it’s your fault for expecting a $2,000 machine to keep working for longer than a year.
all macbooks know is remind me tomorrow, heavy breathing, spinny rainbow & die
— sextina acab-fina (@giltcomplex) January 2, 2021
2. Higher standards
I actually have no earthly idea what I’m doing.
Me: That looks so damn goo-
Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic
— Turtls (@Turtls1) September 28, 2020
I hope you managed to enjoy all of those uninjured, as God intended.
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