Have ya had a rough day? No worries. Kick back, relax, and enjoy some Tweets.

That is, if you’re physically in a position which allows for back-kicking. Otherwise this could be a disaster involving some sort of fall and a lot of pain and maybe medical bills and arguments in which case the need for relaxation will have only been exacerbated and we won’t have helped at all.

So, I don’t know, consult with a doctor before kicking back I guess, but prepare yourself to enjoy these random tweets from any available posture.

12. Busy busy business woman

“And what is it you do around here?”
“Computers!”

11. A whole new year

Yeah, we’re all REALLY enjoying the marking of this milestone.

10. Zack attack

I know both an “h” guy and a “k” guy and I can confirm this is accurate.

9. Going on and on

I had to check to see if this is true, but it definitely is.

8. Cancel culture

It’s like he didn’t even want to save the whales in the first place.

7. Quality control

This should be a full time job for a lot of people.

6. Follow the path

They’re polite but creative with their vulgarity across the pond.

5. Make pretend

When life imitates art imitating life.

4. Egg-cellent

Good luck with your boring, well-adjusted child.

3. Spinny rainbow and die

I mean if you think about it it’s your fault for expecting a $2,000 machine to keep working for longer than a year.

2. Higher standards

I actually have no earthly idea what I’m doing.

 

I hope you managed to enjoy all of those uninjured, as God intended.

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