Let’s face it: there are major double standards in corporate culture when it comes to men and women.

And someone who knows a whole lot about that issue is comedian and writer Sarah Cooper. She worked for Google and Yahoo for 7 years and then left to write a satirical book called 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings.

Check out her website The Cooper Review and read on to learn how women can “get ahead” in corporate America. And incase you missed the memo, THIS IS SATIRE.

1. Deadlines

2. Idea sharing

3. I have a request

4. Stolen right from underneath you

5. Sexism

6. Eye roll…

7. You might’ve made a mistake, maybe

8. So true

9. Ignored

10. Silence

What do you think, ladies?