I’m not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV. But even my limited experiences in medical facilities have led me to an inescapable conclusion: for these professionals, patients can be the absolute worst. Imagine spending every exhausting waking hour of your life trying to help or even save someone just to have them make things more annoying for you at every turn.
It’s not fun, but it is kinda funny. Which is why we must now meme about it.
10. Water, water everywhere
Suddenly hydration is very important to me.
9. Kinky prescriptions
NOW you’re getting your money’s worth.
8. Plot twist
No fist fights in the delivery room, please.
7. Story hour
Look, man, I’m not your bartender.
6. Enough is enough
We’ve all had some wild times but hot DAMN.
“I just get along better with women, that’s all.”
4. What’s the diff?
Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross.
3. Basic instructions
Man, that is pretty methed up.
2. Stand up for your rights
This dummy is such a drama queen.
1. Butt of the joke
If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
Remember, when it’s time for you to be a patient, be a little patient. Otherwise your doctor will run out of patience, as well as patients.
What’s your most annoying patient story?
Tell us in the comments.