Raise your hand if you like reading funny random Tumblr stuff. Ok, keep them up for a minute so I can count. Looks like that’s…yup, everybody in the world! And what luck, because we’ve got a great list of funny random Tumblr stuff right here!

Take these Tumblr tidbits and enjoy yourselves.

10. Unusual peace

Hey, it’s less expensive than all this therapy.

https://naturetale-official.tumblr.com/post/162963415745/roachpatrol-itchycoil-whenever-youre-feeling

9. The great cover up

This is a long way to go for a bit, but the bit might in fact be worth it.

https://legend-of-sora.tumblr.com/post/163100923235/insomination-a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy-took-a/amp

8. Academic premonitions

Sounds like you’re subconscious was throwing some serious shade at you.

https://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/170447417288/i-had-a-dream-i-went-to-class-but-only-a-few

7. A pirate’s life for me

They’ve outsmarted us with CC now.

https://www.tumblr.com/aphony-cree/165870411729/onward-to-victuuri-xromanticalityx

6. Biting wit

I think it’s safe to say that this person missed their calling.

https://www.tumblr.com/kermiehere/164117163246/things-my-dentist-has-actually-said-to-me-well

5. Who watches the wash, man?

I don’t super duper trust the noises they make either.

https://candygarnet.tumblr.com/post/611886962252627968/washing-machine-open-honest-shows-you-how-its

4. Hoist the main sales

If you’re gonna get greedy, we’re gonna leave speedy.

https://geekandmisandry.tumblr.com/post/624102491161821184/if-various-companies-think-that-pulling-their

3. Bye bye bi

This meme might as well be chiseled onto a tablet for posterity at this point.

https://every-flavored-bean.tumblr.com/post/174647609741/heaven-nor-hell-shoobrit-when-ya-girl/amp

2. Digestive dialects

Your stomach is more cultured than my entire body.

https://www.tumblr.com/isabel-i-am/93609643998/dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw-phantamxrose

1. The shape of things

Do triangles flirt by using three pick-up lines?

https://www.tumblr.com/dragontatoes/183201051723/triangles-are-the-most-futuristic-shape-not-to

Whenever people ask me why I spend so much time scrolling randomly through Tumblr, I look them in the eye and say, “I don’t understand the question.”

Then I slowly push them out of my office and close the door so I can keep scrolling. It’s just a great place to be.

What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.