Honestly, there’s too much good stuff happening on Twitter to keep up with it all. Luckily there are plenty of compilations out there of some of the best stuff that floats to the surface. Twitter itself has stated in the past that an astounding 500 million tweets are sent per day, and I’ve got like – an hour lunch break, so I need to be a little selective.
This particular round up features some of the latest funny tweets from the women of Twitter, across a broad spectrum of humor styles. Scroll through and have a laugh.
10. Coming to a house very near you
WHEN I WAS 10 I MADE AN IMOVIE TRAILER FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE AND I JUST FOUND IT??? 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/eVJkosgOBX
— victoria (@filmtrashed) March 3, 2020
men ???? pic.twitter.com/beVUcT5xHT
— abi (@abishenton) March 1, 2020
8. Hey, we gotta protect ourselves
I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say it’s not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities. pic.twitter.com/C3edUsgZzH
— Jill Bennett (@jillreports) February 29, 2020
7. Kanye West ft. Kanye West
kanye: sing these lyrics
estelle: i don’t want to i don’t think we should include this in the song
kanye: i said sing the f*cking lyrics
estelle: fine ……… 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 5 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵 7 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦
— qua-ryn-tined (@onlineryn) March 6, 2020
6. Why so relatable?
my sister finally saw the joker and thought it starred the dad from modern family the entire time i- pic.twitter.com/IaDk2wRPaI
— 𖤐 (@padmestrap) March 1, 2020
5. Disney+ probably won’t touch this
It’s time to see 30 year old Lizzie RUNNING to the Walgreens at 1:00am to buy protection because Ethan is coming over after ghosting her for 2 years. We hate to see it, but it’s time https://t.co/mpGs5pIHwA
— Nat(AHT-AHT)sha Oladokun 🧼🧽 (@NatashaOladokun) February 29, 2020
4. SO dirty…
Authority figures talking about how face touching is so dangerous and unclean. Like, are you TRYING to make it my new fetish?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 5, 2020
3. Line up alphabetically by height
Why don’t planes board by seat number??? Could be so simple instead it’s like 5000 insane groups “now boarding those with brown hair next up those who DO not eat fish”
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 1, 2020
2. 4 Real
2 x 2 talking to 2 + 2pic.twitter.com/HM73U6iYcy
— um (@pIayinggames) March 5, 2020
1. If the glove doesn’t fit…
Of all people.. I’d expect you to have some gloves. https://t.co/6oMyggOXyK
— Toni (@TMN3218) March 6, 2020
Great, just 499,999,990 tweets to go and I’ll be all caught up for the day. I should probably hydrate.
Who are your favorite funny women to follow on Twitter?
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