Every now and then, Tumblr goes along and creates something new and amazing.

And by ‘every now and then’ I mean ‘all the gall darn time.’

Tumblr’s list of accomplishments is vast and extensive, including things like the following 10 posts.

Enjoy, savor and share with your friends.

1. Finding this baby’s long lost father.

“Hey dad! Let’s rock!”

2. Failing at this simple household tip.

But… I honestly wouldn’t mind if my house smelled like that butthole.

3. Making this unexpected comparison

I think there need to be more faces embroidered on hand towels.

4. Giving us this adorable photo

Shhh… you’ll wake the autos.

5. Making this important discovery

I can confirm this about Cera. It’s all been one big, weird, awkward game.

6. Giving us P*rn Flakes

Special Kink. Rice Thirsties. I could do this all day.

7. Inventing this new olympic sport

I like it! A true talent.

8. Revealing the world’s greatest selfie

Ohhhhh snaaaaappppp!

9. Inventing ‘Italianics‘

I can f**k with this logic.

10. This jurassic bit*h slap

Phil failed miserably at his job. RIP.

The beauty part is, Tumblr’s resumé will only get better over time. One tasty Tumblr morsel after another. Just eat them all up.

You can bet I’ll be back to give you another list soon. Veeeery soon.

Alright, which one of these treats did you like the best?

Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!