I think if I had to name a favorite movie villain, as cliche as it sounds, The Joker would definitely be up there.
But even though that character has had several masterful performances by legendary actors, there’s always been a take on the Joker I’ve wanted to see but have never had realized on the screen.
What if he were just like…doin’ jokes all the time. Not big plans, not terrible chaos, just dad crap. That is honestly a movie I would watch all day every day.
And for a script treatment, I present these examples:
10. Playing hard to get
Ironically, the gift is a big hammer.
9. Making the cut
It won’t take you long to suss out the location with this baby.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for revolution.
7. How very noble
I gotta get in on this industry – how hard can it be to write these?
6. Go toward the lite
As well he should. As well. He. Should.
5. Graphic design is my passion
This is how you instill confidence in your team.
4. Water, water everywhere
These kids are really going places.
3. The finer things
That is a fantastic bit right there.
2. Clink around
Probably only like half as annoying though.
1. Go, go, go
When I played soccer in high school the other teams would chant “FIGHT, WIN, PREVAIL!” and we would chant “KILL, MAIM, DESTROY!”
We never won anything.
I’d watch a full length movie about that kind of thing, I think.
What’s the best joke you’ve been a part of lately?
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