We need to face the facts. Mens’ bathrooms are a lawless wasteland.

And I mean that whether we’re talking about a public bathroom, a school bathroom, or just a personal one at home used primarily by men.

Don’t believe me? Have a look at this abomination before god.

And there’s plenty more where that came from. Scroll on if you wanna be confused.

13. Little drummer boy

We’re a guitar and a mic away from a full band here.

12. Storage is storage

Whatever, they all look bright and colorful.

11. Coming out of my shell

Sure. Why not.

10. A moth to the flame

Made ya look.

9. Spit roasted

I have now changed my mind and am officially a proponent of the death penalty.

8. Sophomore year

“Dude the TV’s broken.”
“Dude should we take it to the dumpster.”
“Nah man that’s all the way down those stairs.”
“I got you bro.”

7. Oh deer

But whyyyyy.

6. Blow your horn

Sure, yeah, why not. Let’s make beautiful music together.

5. The force is strong with this one

I’ve got very mixed feelings about this.

4. Toilet Goblin

Long may he reign.

3. Nice melons

There is a story to be told here.

2. Shrine

Nice? But weird? But…nice?

1. Buddy up

When you’re truly inseparable.

I need to stay far, far away from all of these.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a bathroom?

Tell us in the comments.