Damn straight people. What are we thinking?

I’ll tell you one thing: our gay brothers and sisters think we’re doing it ALL WRONG.

And I mean every single aspect of life. Watch and learn.

1. Pick a side?

2. Don’t puke

3. Almost famous

4. You never had a chance, friend

5. Not good at DMs

6. In all fairness…

7. My kid’s straight!

8. Don’t do that

9. That is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

10. We hate each other!

11. Sums it up

12. Bestiality is ok?

13. Gender reveal parties lead to disaster

A father in Arizona pleaded guilty to sparking a massive wildfire, during his gender reveal party last year, that ended up burning more than 45,000 acres. Authorities said the fire caused more than $8 million in damages; the father has been ordered to begin paying it back. pic.twitter.com/AJgkmLS7Nt

— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) November 28, 2018

Let’s get it together, straight people…