There’s a subreddit you should absolutely not visit unless you want to cringe yourself into such a condensed state that you actually become a black hole and devour the solar system.
It’s called r/sadcringe and it is what it sounds like; user submitted cringe content that is sad.
That said, it’s also frequently really funny, as evidenced by some of the better text exchanges that get regularly get added to the gallery of failure.
Check out these examples of conversations that that did NOT go well.
10. Ready, aim, fired
This is the most compelling short story of a generation.
9. *sweats A LOT*
Anime is not real life, my guy.
8. What a twist!
Your deductive powers know no bounds.
7. For not your eyes only
…what exactly are you trying to pull off here and how did you fail at it so hard?
6. Glub glub
Come on friend, there are other fish in the sea.
5. Stonks are down
These are the wonders modern technology has brought us.
Even if I wanted to talk to this person I wouldn’t because this is too entertaining.
3. Man hunt
I’m not sure this is the most efficient way to go about that.
2. Night of the living dead
Yeah generally texting random numbers isn’t cute.
1. Trust issues
I feel like I know what’s going to be the first topic of discussion at that session.
Looking at how terrible all those conversations went makes me feel slightly better about the fact that I work from home and don’t talk to people enough. Obviously, talking to people is dangerous. That’s the lesson here, for sure.
What’s the worst text exchange you’ve ever had?
Make us cringe in the comments.