Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. 2020 has been a year when a lot of married couples have found themselves spending a LOT more time together, for better or for worse.

And we get to watch all the exhilarating domestic fireworks in the form of that ever-present microblog Twitter, where husbands and wives of all stripes go to shine a light on the funnier aspects of their own matrimonial adventures.

Here are 10 recent tweets about married life that are sure to fully engage your heart.

10. Get in line

Absolutely ice cold.

9. Flex tape

But why wouldn’t everyone do this all the time?

8. Smooth moves

Well what the hell did you expect him to say?

7. Saving the day

This is a rush I would very much like to experience, actually.

6. You snooze, you lose

This will be entered into evidence regardless of relevance.

5. Sneak attack

There need to be protocols to prevent this sort of thing.

4. Nothing to sneeze at

Yes I’m allergic to diseases.

3. One man’s trash

There are no winners in this game.

2. To the Maxx

This conversation sounds exhausting.

1. Against the grain

I need more information on the exact nature of this dispute.

I’ve never been married myself so clearly I don’t know what I’m missing out on but if these tweets are any indication, it sure is a wild ride. Might give it a go one of these days just to see for myself. For the lols if nothing else.

What’s the weirdest thing about marriage to you?

Tell us in the comments.