There are a lot of love songs out there that I’ve never quite understood.

Some of the lyrics to these romantic melodies just baffle me. Like, “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” First of all, how often are you getting hit with pizza to the face? Second, as Iron Man once said, “If you throw one more moon at me, I’m gonna lose it.” Nothing about this situation seems alluring. It’s all terribly dangerous and would leave our planet’s tides horrible askew.

But maybe I don’t get it because I’m simply not a hopeless romantic. The people of Twitter certainly seem to be, though. Especially these 10 wide-eyed wanderers.

10. The gem

My story will go on and on.

9. Work in shifts

This is beyond science.

8. At a crossroads

I’m only upset because I’m waiting for my turn. Gotta get them bells.

7. Don’t go there

Nothing belongs anywhere in the perfect home.

6. A little spark

Obsession never felt so compulsory.

5. Plastic love

I guess there’s no hope for any of us now.

4. Setting it up

This is absolutely devious and I love it.

3. Get a load of this

My works must be known.

2. Long distance relationship

We’re all discovering new and innovative ways to almost be together.

1. Matrimonial intrigue

You’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today…

I may not be the biggest romantic softy, but after a list like that, I can’t help but root for love in the world. Thank you, Twitter. You’ve restored my capacity to care yet again.

Are YOU a hopeless romantic?

Tell us why or why not in the comments.