If you’re looking for some deep, insightful bits of writing that will help expand both your mind and your personal horizons; nuggets of wisdom and truth so devastatingly beautiful that they’ll leave you weeping tears of love for the essence of life…look elsewhere. Cause what we got here is some funny, random tweets. Wanna click away?

Didn’t think so. Everybody loves some good old Twitter nonsense. It’ll start your day better than a strong cup of coffee or a workout ever could! At least, that’s what I keep telling my doctor. Enjoy these 10 random tweets from the wide world of the internet!

10. Hoping for a soft landing

My bed gets blamed for a litany of things these days.

9. Perry throwing shade

First of all, rude. Second of all, yes.

8. Keeping up appearances

This is some 4-dimensional chess right here.

7. You must really clean up

Do you live in a bank or something?

6. Meep meep, beep beep

I want the story these pictures imply to be true. I want that so badly.


5. Chef’s choice

How about you stop telling me how to live my life?


4. The whole package

You are welcome for how incredibly dysfunctional I am.


3. Two heads are better than one

…except maybe in this case.

2. The long game

Try me, bro.


1. Tech support

And for my next miracle, I will close all these extra tabs.

We hope those random tweets have left you feeling refreshed and ready to take on all comers. Tweets are the most important meal of the day!

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