You want some funny tweets? What a coincidence, that’s exactly what we have here! How funny that we would just run into each other like this.
You look great! What are you doing later? You wanna hang out maybe, or?
Oh, you just want me to get to the part where I show you the tweets?
That’s cool, that’s cool. I totally get it. I’m super busy myself, so…
*Ahem*
Here are 10 funny tweets we think you’ll find are real neat.
10. Tragic story ark
Based on how the year’s gone so far, I’m sure this is what September has in store for us.
If by any chance, you see someone constructing this, please let me know🙏🏼🙏🏼 pic.twitter.com/Ds0VTVfgfB
— Akin Sunkanmi🇳🇬🇺🇸 (@Sukymoney) March 23, 2020
9. It hasn’t been your day…
Oh, that knowing smirk. You’re so young. So innocent.
My friend watching Friends with me for the first time.
Ross: “I take thee Rachel!” pic.twitter.com/5vHja77YSx
— Ashvin Singh (@madebyashvin) July 3, 2020
8. The phone dance
I need to make more phone calls so I can get my steps in for the day.
When I'm on an intense phone call pic.twitter.com/oELJNTQfPM
— Heebaaa (@Heebaaa5) June 15, 2020
7. Dig in
That’s my secret Captain, I’m always eating.
Other girls: "I can't eat in front of guys"
Me: pic.twitter.com/Y7TC6sAijP— Mik (@AllHaleMikhale) March 3, 2016
6. The soft sciences
The beakers are smiling omg I can’t.
When you tell grandma you don’t have equipment for science class…. pic.twitter.com/oD9GYRmUNn
— Paul J. Dauenhauer (@pauldauenhauer) April 29, 2020
5. Step back
Why are you the way that you are?
https://twitter.com/loydcaranza/status/1133357395822776325
4. One last job
I would say my biggest strength is that I am currently alive and talking to you.
https://twitter.com/kingdeficit/status/1278484065356783616
3. The dark city
Have we forgotten what a goth is so soon?
9yo, after the third episode of the Baby-Sitter’s Club: “I’ve noticed that Stacey wears black a lot and I think it’s because she’s from New York”
— Anne ThĂ©riault (@anne_theriault) July 5, 2020
2. Never forget
Nature is amazing.
*in target*
little girl in checkout line: I’m gonna see a cow today!
me: wooow that sounds so cool!
mom of girl: please ignore her she’s trying to say her grandma but she heard me call her a cow today and she won’t stop repeating it
— dooshdeloosh (@ayoobrennan) February 2, 2019
1. From the earth
This is what they give you when you order organic.
https://twitter.com/thegallowboob/status/1279133122903359494
Well, it was nice catching up with you like this. We should do it again sometime. I’ll bring the tweets. You just bring your charming self.
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