You want some funny tweets? What a coincidence, that’s exactly what we have here! How funny that we would just run into each other like this.

You look great! What are you doing later? You wanna hang out maybe, or?

Oh, you just want me to get to the part where I show you the tweets?

That’s cool, that’s cool. I totally get it. I’m super busy myself, so…


Here are 10 funny tweets we think you’ll find are real neat.

10. Tragic story ark

Based on how the year’s gone so far, I’m sure this is what September has in store for us.

9. It hasn’t been your day…

Oh, that knowing smirk. You’re so young. So innocent.

8. The phone dance

I need to make more phone calls so I can get my steps in for the day.

7. Dig in

That’s my secret Captain, I’m always eating.

6. The soft sciences

The beakers are smiling omg I can’t.

5. Step back

Why are you the way that you are?

4. One last job

I would say my biggest strength is that I am currently alive and talking to you.

3. The dark city

Have we forgotten what a goth is so soon?

2. Never forget

Nature is amazing.

1. From the earth

This is what they give you when you order organic.

Well, it was nice catching up with you like this. We should do it again sometime. I’ll bring the tweets. You just bring your charming self.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter right now?

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