How’s your day going so far? Have you checked off a bunch of your to-do items? Gotten some things to eat, done some work, a house chore or two? Have you taken a shower? Have you let the dog out? Have you looked at a bunch of funny tweets? YOU HAVEN’T?! Well, we need to get that fixed right away. We could hardly call this a productive day otherwise.
Here are 10 funny tweets to check off your list!
10. We live in a society
I don’t know if you’ve seen the world lately, but there’s bunches of people. Like, everywhere.
When someone asks me why I never leave the house: pic.twitter.com/WP3fPlkXR8
— Atlach (@nacha_atlach) December 24, 2019
9. Level one
We’re gonna die so many times to the final boss.
When it's finally 11:59 pm, December 31, 2020 but then you see "Tutorial Complete" appearing in the sky pic.twitter.com/1lhV13ljzY
— IG: TheMemePromoter (@TheMemePromoter) June 9, 2020
8. Super sweet
What? I’m just incredibly cold all the time, that’s all.
Walking into the movie theater after hittin the candy aisle at the dollar store pic.twitter.com/y4fdnVonRX
— The Trollercoaster (@TheTcoaster) March 7, 2019
7. Roll out
I’ve heard the British handle this by slapping their legs and saying “Right.”
When you don't know how to end the conversation so you're just like: pic.twitter.com/hXRua1XbkS
— kahlee (@kahleeweber) November 7, 2015
6. Painful contractions
Has grammar gone too far?
Yaren’t ready for this one! ? pic.twitter.com/Cltzp2bKCL
— Cody Walters (@Magicninja_17) August 12, 2018
5. That poison
Why do we even have that level?
when you’re young you dream of adventure in the great wide somewhere. as you get older you want only the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.
— The Library Owl ??♀️? (@SketchesbyBoze) January 3, 2020
4. Hot and spicy
Sounds like a restaurant I’d very much like to visit.
ok thats great but what if females was pronounced like tamales
— jedi scum (@ria_aiello) January 14, 2015
3. Water world
Dry land is not a myth! I’ve seen it!
Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place
While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) June 8, 2019
2. The circle of life
I think if this happens you shouldn’t be charged a bill.
If you die in the same Hospital in which you were born, then your average velocity will be zero.
— Science Is Fun(tastic) (@sciencefunn) April 15, 2020
1. In summary
Haha, made you look.
guess who’s looking at memes instead of doing something productive pic.twitter.com/7xhsF72q4j
— ᴍ ?⛓‧ ₊˚✧ *ೃ༄ (@whorermoviie) December 4, 2018
Alright! Now we can mark down that we’ve gotten our daily dose of Twitter. Really that’s the most important thing on the to-do list most days, so congratulations! You’ve earned a break.
Maybe chill for a while. Spend some time scrolling through Twitter.
Who are you following right now?
Tell us in the comments.