In the mood for some weird, wild stories from the one and only Tumblr? You remember Tumblr… the site that sold to WordPress for a measly $1M dollars… 6 years after Yahoo acquired it for $1.1 BILLION dollars.

Oh… how time flies and money evaporates.

In any event, Tumblr still is home to some amazingly hilarious stories, so check these out. They’re all pretty wacky.


1. Good old Savannah!

Always breaking out those god damned oranges!

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2. New role model

I mean, if you’re going to rob anywhere… rob a museum.

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3. Channel One

Maybe it’s better that way? Simpler, right?

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4. I did it! I really did it!

Dad didn’t believe me… but I showed him!

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5. Crickets… crickets everywhere.

It’s sooooo hard to get rid of these things. Omfg…

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6. What in the actual f**k?!?

I mean… I might just be a blog. Who knows, right?

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7. I like this story

That is technically a “cute meet”… just an almost violent one.

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8. This sounds awesome

84 detentions in one day? That’s insane!

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9. Hahahaha, god damned eye doctor!

“You just had the moment, didn’t you?”

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10. Wow wow wow wow wow

I mean, that is some passive aggressive s**t!

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11. Fierce power

I mean… what could go wrong with a huge vat of hot wax?

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12. Trolled

“Yeah, that’s Brenda.”

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That is some weird, wild stuff… right?

Tell us which one of these stories made you laugh the most!

Do it in the comments!