You know who’s the best? Animals.

You know who’s the worst? People.

Unless those people are talking about animals, then, in my opinion, they’re slightly elevated and may even be briefly tolerable. The people on Tumblr are known to frequently talk about animals, which makes it a pretty decent place to be. But you never know exactly what form that discussion is going to take, which keeps it fresh and surprising and sometimes super weird.

Check out these ten animal-centric Tumblr posts that are a credit to the weird humans who wrote them.

10. Hope and prey

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go look up the natural enemies of the moose.

9. Seeing red

“What the hell, bro? You’re not gonna help me get laid?” – bird, probably

8. Absolutely fabulous

I woke up like this.

7. Don’t duck with me

His energy is pure and honest and it is what we need now more than ever.

6. The fluff and the puff

He bork, he protecc, but most importantly, he stung as heck.

5. Sonic vibrations

The lid isn’t even off the keys, I really doubt his professionalism.

4. The mothman prophecies

It is only through justice that we can truly see the light.

3. Bird brained

I scream, you scream, we all scream all day for no reason.

2. Puppy love

There is no more pure a judge of character than any random doggo.

1. Yee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Enough horsing around, let’s make some magic.

I tried to show my cat this list to see if he approved and he said “Mow?” then batted at my leg for no reason. I’ll take that as an official blessing from the animal world.

Do you have a pet?

Tell us all about them in the comments.