Guys are supposed to be grateful if they get to have sex, but we’ve got standards too!

Here are 11 times men just weren’t into it and would have preferred to just eat a sandwich.

Or something like that…

11. Did she wig out?

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10. Well, that’s on you bro!

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9. Yuck.

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8. Why didn’t you tell her?!

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7. That is truly disturbing…

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6. You seem like a really nice person… o_O

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5. You get what you pay for…

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4. Sober s^x is the best sex. #truth

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3. It’s really easy to do this. Just tell her. Done.

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2. Dream girls aren’t always dreamy…

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1. Oh well! Turnabout is fair play!

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Tbh, I don’t feel bad for these guys at all.

Especially the guy who got choked out and got his watch stolen.

Dude, you could have DIED. Don’t do that!