If you love jokes written by women, but you also like them to be short, sweet, and available in 280 characters or less, well, let me tell you about a little social media platform called Twitter.
These 11 women have taken their comedy game and splashed it all over Twitter, and well, you see how great the results are – just try to read through these tweets without smiling!
11. The only thing this is missing is the reaction video.
How I told my mom I was having a baby ? pic.twitter.com/1mRYWH6DTg
— LEEKO (@WholeLottaLeek) April 29, 2019
10. You’ll never go hungry again.
my boyfriend is making me beef stroganoff because he is not only my boyfriend, but also my mother and it is the year 1976
— rax ‘pagliacci’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) May 1, 2019
9. There’s no such thing as too much information if you want that armrest.
“i’m wearing an old college sweatshirt for the first time since i graduated & i think it’s covered in 5 yr old blowjob cum from a guy who sang acapella i actually saw him at a zara 6 months ago but ran away bc i got nervous“- me introducing myself to my seat mates on this plane
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) April 28, 2019
8. The rest of the day is gravy.
i do one thing a day that scares me. i wake up
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) May 1, 2019
7. His tummy is probably upset too.
My dog just watched me eat a Pepto Bismol tab the way I watched my friend make out with my crush at junior prom
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 3, 2019
6. Agree to disagree then.
yes it does lm*o https://t.co/1T0jEWDsmI
— cayleigh ?? (@angeryvenus) May 1, 2019
5. We all have our systems.
before that little save feature on insta I would just send everything I wanted to look at again to Ashlee Simpson pic.twitter.com/YpgxfbIbNi
— big tall string of misery (@gowlbaby) April 30, 2019
4. You would never make it in the wild.
Plants in the wild: taking whatever Mother Nature throws at them and thriving
Houseplants: “you watered me on Sunday versus Saturday so now I must die”
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) April 28, 2019
3. I’m sure they’re totally up for it.
me: i'm a very private person
me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the really dark stuff
— ugly and sad ♡ ? (@SpookyGothLoser) January 7, 2020
2. In this case I think you might be right.
I ain’t like these bitches I’m built different ? pic.twitter.com/wJycRt9BG2
— isaaa ? (@izzysmh) April 29, 2019
1. This is an accurate observation wtf is going on here.
Tfw your Piccadilly line service is haunted by a Victorian shoe shine boy pic.twitter.com/I4byLl8Fyi
— Hannah J Davies (@hannahjdavies) January 9, 2020
I feel more like tackling my day than ever, though I do wish I was funnier..
Which was your favorite tweet of the bunch?
Let us know in the comments!