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“If I had a dollar for every time a Baby Boomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined.”
1. Shut up old person!
me: student loans are crippling our generation
person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974
— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019
2. You have an INSANE amount of money and you don’t even realize it!
You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car
— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) April 25, 2019
3. Define “joke”
“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes
— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
4. Yeah, did you enjoy the 80s? Because we certainly didn’t!
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
— Talia F Enright (@talzir) March 15, 2015
5. Oh, boo fucking hoo… sorry you can’t drive somewhere to buy cheap shit…
“millennials killed department stores” baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017
baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?
me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?
— ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ 🌺 (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016
7. These fucking people…
baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”
also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn’t put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I’m gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.”
— trevør (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018
8. There is no logic for some boomers…
My dad is a loud climate change denier but also won’t retire in south Florida cuz “it’s going to sink into the ocean” lol baby boomers are fun
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 21, 2018
“millennials are idiots” – the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock
— your pal andy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015
10. Rip it up
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018
11. This! Means! War!
old person: you kids get so offended these days!
teenager: happy holidays
old person: >:O
— Anna (@OceanEmber) January 2, 2016
And so it goes.
But hey, forward this in an email to your mom and her friends! I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it!