“My husband is never going to another friend’s bachelor party again!”

Yeah, that’s a pretty common phrase women say after hearing about these INSANE bachelor party stories. Definitely a lot of not safe for ANYWHERE talk here, so beware…

And away we go!

1. I agree with this. But…

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2. Well, that would make him a complete piece of sh^t…

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3. Yeah, this happens A LOT more than you’d think…

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4. Haha… “not as much”. What a POS.

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5. What a good friend!

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6. Wait… WHAT?!?

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7. Tig ol bitties…

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8. Oh snap!

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9. Grooms usually behave themselves? Oh really…

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10. That would have been SO embarrassing…

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11. Yeah, don’t grab anybody’s crotch ever. Seriously.

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Alright, so we’re not going to ask you to share crazy stripper stories in the comments… but… we do want to know which one of these you thought were the best.

Sound off! We want to hear from you!