Let’s not sugarcoat it: this situation we all find ourselves in right now is totally scary and unprecedented.
And, as the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine. That applies for boredom and distraction as well as actually being sick, so take a few minutes out of your quarantine blues and let out a hearty laugh at these jokes.
Enjoy and be safe out there!
1. Just keep on eating…
I invented a new quarantine snack called “second pb and jelly” which is when u already had a pb&j and then you have another right after
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 13, 2020
2. Got some time to kill.
Quarantine Day 1: Buying 20 lbs of rice
Quarantine Day 2: Using half of it on a 7-course risotto tasting menu cuz I’m bored
— the drake gatsby ? (@DrakeGatsby) March 15, 2020
3. Time to dust it off.
Well, old girl, you’re about to have the busiest month of your life pic.twitter.com/ljACqbD2ub
— Nick Morrow (@NRMorrow) March 13, 2020
4. Cabin fever.
*day 5 of quarantine with my family*
my brother: good morning
— Que arrechera (@jesusabrarm) March 16, 2020
5. Don’t hoard it!
Quarantine day 2: I am already so sick of eating toilet paper for every meal. No clue why everyone is doing this.
— ETD51 (@ETD51) March 12, 2020
6. All that good stuff.
me telling my future children about what being quarantined was like: pic.twitter.com/MxEvrKQkwT
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) March 15, 2020
7. The cat is now your enemy.
My cat thinks this is a f*cking joke.#coronapocolypse pic.twitter.com/GuL3QGbZ2w
— Steve A (@santon2020) March 15, 2020
8. No need to dress up.
Me changing from one pair of pajamas to another during self-quarantine pic.twitter.com/vBOArSugI6
— Ri (@jolly_thekid) March 15, 2020
9. Getting dumber by the day.
Me and two my brain cells one week into social distancing pic.twitter.com/4Di4HdiAoI
— Clarissa-Jan Lim (@clarissajanlim) March 16, 2020
10. Do whatever it takes.
me on day 2 of quarantine https://t.co/iNs4JIjtHE
— ffion (@haimthot) March 14, 2020
11. I love this!
Quarantine day 6. pic.twitter.com/er652Oy3Ki
— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 16, 2020
Laughter is good in these dark times, so let’s do our best to keep it as light as possible!
How are you holding up?
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