Hey Twitter… we see you.
We know that you’re the source for best, most hilarious pieces of social media that the world as to offer.
So please keep tweeting y’all! Because you funny!
1. Hey, I’d buy it!
Proudest moment of my life was photoshopping my tire being flat to get out of work, I really finessed pic.twitter.com/SaY6Z7Ctmg
— Papa Boardslide (@PapaBoardslide) June 13, 2019
2. From now on… avocadoes will be known as this. So says me.
Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.
— megan rapinoe im free on thursday (@merestromb) June 9, 2019
3. Well, that’s one to do it…
He made a group chat, named it “Zeke’s surprise birthday party”….and left the chat ??? pic.twitter.com/733KU8lCAu
— cocaine pineapple (@asimms17) June 5, 2019
4. I want to party with this girl. Eventually.
So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this pic.twitter.com/U3FYpeGKTM
— ANDREA (@dreeaaxo_) June 5, 2019
5. I see you!
me, stepping spider on
into the shower the ceiling
trying not to watching me
do anything to
anger the spider pic.twitter.com/3fEEfSNSGE
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) June 4, 2019
6. Rough day.
I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally
— ruth? (@RuthAnnJoy) June 3, 2019
7. It had to happen eventually…
well that’s a first pic.twitter.com/rFanjHAPqL
— ellie sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) June 4, 2019
8. She earned it!
Yes, I did a photo shoot with my thesis. Longest labor ever. #phdlife pic.twitter.com/wpGdFPANd6
— Sarah Whelan Curtis (@sarahwcurtis) June 4, 2019
9. I think you just did it…
Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting “here”
— stella donnelly stan (@youngandjoven) June 3, 2019
10. Honesty is the best policy!
I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot pic.twitter.com/OIhq8PZ8Uf
— tnorbs (@blanketgoblin) June 11, 2019
11. WHAT IS THAT?!?
this f*cked me up… pic.twitter.com/g5MtAzR372
— eric curtin (@_ericcurtin) June 13, 2019
Alright, if you didn’t laugh, I’ve got nothing more for you.
Go try Buzzfeed or something.