I finally took that Myers-Briggs personality test the other day after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”
Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.
But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these tweets clearly are.
11. Check it out
Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.
Self checkout is great for introverts until the machine breaks down and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 18, 2019
10. I can dig it
It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.
https://twitter.com/toddlerwilliams/status/1120566182497513472
9. Pick me up
Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.
The other day I went to a coffee shop. The barista was very nice, recalled the way I like my coffee, and chatted pleasantly about plans for the weekend. Clearly I can never go back there again #introvertproblems
— Kendra Koivu (@kendra_koivu) April 26, 2019
8. Keep it cool
Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.
Ice breakers at seminars stress me out. I'm perfectly happy in my cold quiet corner.#INTJ #introvertproblems #introvertlife
— Irel (@IrelsMusings) April 24, 2019
7. A celebration
It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.
how to celebrate #worldintrovertday :
• make plans to go out & celebrate this day w other introverts
• cancel said plans & relieve everyone— Katie Stoianova (@katie_stoianova) July 21, 2017
6. This rules
I’m the president and soul member.
First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club. Thank goodness.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) October 10, 2016
5. Two out of three
Hey man, the system works.
https://twitter.com/griffithsrat/status/882944068539437057
4. Risk and reward
If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.
https://twitter.com/sweetestsara/status/686364643510493184
3. Cute but deadly
Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.
When you're at a party and you only know one person #ConfessionsOfAnIntrovert pic.twitter.com/oj4ThhJ5Ns
— 🔝 (@onepercentafro) August 21, 2016
2. Generic title
Generic joke.
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
1. Drop the beats
And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.
PROTIP: You don't even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) April 22, 2016
Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.
How introverted are you?
Tell us in the comments.