I finally took that Myers-Briggs personality test the other day after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”
Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.
But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these tweets clearly are.
11. Check it out
Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.
Self checkout is great for introverts until the machine breaks down and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 18, 2019
10. I can dig it
It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.
I’d say about 80% of the time I’d rather dig a 40-foot trench than make a single phone call. #introvertproblems
— Todd Williams (@toddlerwilliams) April 23, 2019
9. Pick me up
Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.
The other day I went to a coffee shop. The barista was very nice, recalled the way I like my coffee, and chatted pleasantly about plans for the weekend. Clearly I can never go back there again #introvertproblems
— Kendra Koivu (@kendra_koivu) April 26, 2019
8. Keep it cool
Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.
— Irel (@IrelsMusings) April 24, 2019
7. A celebration
It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.
how to celebrate #worldintrovertday :
• make plans to go out & celebrate this day w other introverts
• cancel said plans & relieve everyone
— Katie Stoianova (@katie_stoianova) July 21, 2017
6. This rules
I’m the president and soul member.
First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club. Thank goodness.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) October 10, 2016
5. Two out of three
Hey man, the system works.
I need three hours to get ready and two of those are me talking to myself into getting ready
— mari (@griffithsrat) July 6, 2017
4. Risk and reward
If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. thanks.
— Sara Rubin (@sweetestsara) January 11, 2016
3. Cute but deadly
Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.
— Ghost stan account (@onepercentafro) August 21, 2016
2. Generic title
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
1. Drop the beats
And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.
PROTIP: You don't even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) April 22, 2016
Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.
How introverted are you?
Tell us in the comments.