There are lots of kinds of laughter. It varies depending on whether you’re alone or with people, how tired you are, how old you are, how you’re genetically predisposed to laugh, and of course, how funny the thing really is.
We can’t predict exactly how hard or in what manner you will laugh at these particular tweets, but if we had to guess, we’d say probably snorts across the board.
Let’s go through them now and see if we can get it right.
11. Plate tectonics
I mean, it works either way I guess.
ok did not realize until now that “step up to the plate” was a baseball idiom!! As a picky eater growing up I really thought it meant showing up to the dinner table and tackling the meal as best as you could
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 7, 2021
10. Poetry in motion
I’m a poet, and I did not realize it.
when poetry doesnt rhyme its like ok. that was a rly serious sentence
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 12, 2021
9. Read the room
Yeah, I’m hot stuff, thanks for finally noticing.
my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature….. pic.twitter.com/aDU9SUoPkr
— Myles Snowden (@airbustasnow) September 21, 2020
8. Real contact
Oh good, it’s the feeding time again.
i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig
— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) February 11, 2021
There’s another one around here somewhere, I swear.
men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel.
— becca slack (@ohboybeccaslack) February 10, 2021
6. Selfie mode
“You got games on your phone?”
my camera roll when I take my iPad back from a toddler pic.twitter.com/g0OqJLFpPH
— ?????? ????? • ??????????? (@skinclasshero) February 8, 2021
Half the time they couldn’t even see the dinosaurs.
The sad thing about Jurassic Park is that the people in the movie didn’t get to hear the music playing in all the dinosaur scenes
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) February 10, 2021
4. Home grown
Oh I’m definitely still gonna make it there one day.
this adulting shit is stupid can i go back to eating dirt and thinking i could be in the olympics
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) January 24, 2021
3. Change the game
Start screaming at the cards and we’ll talk.
Men make fun of women for reading tarot cards but think screaming at their TV will make a ref change their mind
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 7, 2021
2. Medical mysteries
An insurance card?
got a pap smear tomorrow, what should i hide in there to surprise my doctor?
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) February 10, 2021
1. Stick together
If that doesn’t do it, nothing will.
Using gorilla glue on my next relationship
— salma (@lilukhtiivert) February 6, 2021
So, what were your results? Did you snort? Chortle? Guffaw? LOL? LMAO? Scream? Laugh so hard that you literally died? If so, how are you still reading this?
We really need you to report your findings to us so we can put together scientific paper we’re writing about silly tweets.
So head into the comments and give us your exact reactions.