What twisted, insane minds made the following pieces of garbage? Who knows… but even though they are clearly mentally ill… there is some genius there!

So let’s marvel at these 12 horrible objects that have no business existing and appreciate the wonderful weirdoes who thought them up!

Away we go!

1. I would actually love this!

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2. Yippe Kay Yay Motherfoxer!

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3. Kenny Powers would approve!

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4. Wait… is this a DRESS croc?

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5. Sailor Moon + Bobby Hill = ???

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6. What country is this? My guess is Russia…

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7. Okay, this isn’t in bad taste… this is just super cool.

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8. For those daddy birds…

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9. Is this Waldo’s druggy cousin, Dildo?

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10. Beautiful!

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11. p*op pearls?

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12. Damn! Bling on a digital watch?

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Do you appreciate how awful/amazing these are? I’ll assume that since you’re still here the answer is a resounding “YES!!!!”

So then… which of these amazing inventions would you actually want in your life? You can only pick one, so choose wisely…