College! There’s no better place to go to find yourself, do things that you wouldn’t be able to do in normal life… and maybe learn a thing or two in the process.
No, but seriously, college can be a fantastic time, and these 12 tweets prove how funny and crazy those years can be.
So let’s go to college!
1. Doesn’t work, I’ve tried
2. I understand
3. And your point is??
Roommate: don’t you have a class right now?
Me: yeah why https://t.co/oB56pwwtKo
— Henny C (@Hannah_Alexis98) October 26, 2018
4. Play it cool
Teacher: “I’m not gonna say names, but one person got a 52”
Classmate: “Maaan, who the f*ck got a 52?!?!”
Me, hiding my paper with a 52: pic.twitter.com/kt1pZFy2uh
— ?️ (@10_Ben_) September 24, 2018
5. Let’s go!
6. Praise the Lord!
College students when we get free food and a T-shirt https://t.co/LWQczHdzcD
— عادل Adel (@itsadelyo) September 17, 2018
7. Learning a lot, actually
Mom: “Are you learning anything in college ?”
— YVNG CASSIUS (@JohnsonAchmed) August 24, 2018
8. Oh? You think you fancy??
met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off…one of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” lm*oOOOOO
— “vanessa” (@V_sugarbaby) August 12, 2018
9. Why don’t you understand?!?
10. Time. To. Cry.
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
— margater (@maggieisntcool) October 1, 2018
Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty
Me: *follows etiquette*
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad
— Nihal [redacted], jobless, (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018
12. Ummm… hell naw
My professor after I took that hard ass final:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ???
— Justyce (@CarterJustyce) December 12, 2018
And there you have it! College in just 12 fun tweets!
Have you got a fave tweet you love about higher education? Drop it in the comments!