Are you ready to smile? Are you ready to laugh?
I think we can help you out in that department!
Here’s a collection of funny tweets that we think will put a BIG smile on your face.
1. Not naming it.
Not a fan of ships.
ME: *smashes bottle into a ship*
MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it?
ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 18, 2016
2. My girl now.
She’s clearly in love with you.
if she’s your girl why did she just just tell me to have a good day after ringing me up at old navy
— viking (@notviking) August 15, 2018
3. It has to be one or the other.
This is on point.
People say we're in a "golden age of television" but I disagree. We're in a golden age of photoshopping Waluigi into places Waluigi wouldn't normally be. It can't be the golden age of two things.
— Jordan Morris (@Jordan_Morris) August 13, 2018
4. Human girls…
They sound totally normal to me.
Cop: so are you guys in some sort of polyamorous s^x thing?
Raphael: what? no we're brothers.
Cop: oh. It's just with the matching outfits I thought-
Leonardo: no we like girls. human girls
Cop: is that… is that less weird?
— skoog (@Skoog) August 7, 2018
5. For the youngsters.
She has her finger on the pulse here…
listen up teens theres nothin "meme" about smokin cigarettes. its not "netflix and chill" to take a drug. fidget spin yourself into church
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) May 29, 2017
6. Just trust the dog.
He’s doing good work.
People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day
Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing
— Jake (@dubiousrhetoric) November 19, 2016
7. Tell the truth!
Don’t lie to Susan, okay?
A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “NO HE’S NOT!” Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.
— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) April 3, 2014
8. Making tacos?
What do you think yours will be?
What's your skill that will make you most useful in an apocalypse? Mine is dying immediately
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) May 30, 2017
9. HUGE fan.
A real sports nut.
[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) May 28, 2017
10. Here is fine.
I’m a fan of the soft landing.
Why do people always want to "take it outside?" If I'm gonna get knocked out, I want it to be on carpeting.
— Josh Peck (@ItsJoshPeck) May 26, 2017
11. Million-dollar idea.
You are a genius, my friend.
Shazam but for identifying how old this leftover piece of pizza is.
— will of the wisps (@upsidedowntrash) May 22, 2017
12. Those were the days…
Things have really gone downhill.
I miss the days when FarmVille updates were the most offensive thing you could post on Facebook
— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) May 26, 2017
That’s better! I needed some laughter today!
Now we want to hear from you!
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