There are times lately when I have the feeling I should cut my own hair. But to quote Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect, “Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, ‘Mmm, better not.’”
“Mmm, better not” is the advice these at-home hair cutters probably should have been given. Then again, if they’d have followed that path, we wouldn’t have the amazing pictures resulting from their DIY efforts. Check these out.
12. Bowled over
Lines like Neapolitan ice cream.
— LeAnne Cantrell (@kidsensela) April 6, 2020
11. Patch it up
At least she tried.
At least looking like a leper from behind people are keeping 2 meters away ?? pic.twitter.com/1nXwvNZtOx
— JL (@kyr10) April 7, 2020
10. No shade for this fade
By the standards set so far, this is actually great.
gave my man a quarantine fade ? pic.twitter.com/bHi6O7msOD
— badgirlkiki (@badgirIkiki) April 8, 2020
9. Hangin’ on
Dude at this point, just shave it off.
— Brittany Mockbee (@bmockbee) April 6, 2020
8. Moe problems
Oh, a wise-guy huh?
Do NOT cut your husbands hair. No matter how much he begs you. Nothing good can happen. Especially if you make him look like Moe from the three stooges. I’m sorry honey. #CoronaHaircut pic.twitter.com/xdqAdjkt05
— Laura Laser (@lauralaser) April 5, 2020
7. Crop circles
Imagine the other side.
Ok @MikailiR decided to give himself a haircut. The bold spots you see in the picture are chunks of hair he somehow cut out. The front view is too traumatic to share in these difficult times pic.twitter.com/RSS3RYKmf9
— Marina (@BokoniMarina) April 8, 2020
6. Chop chop
What did you even do?
day 5 of self isolation has lead to this disaster please help i have made a mistake how the f*ck do i get this out of my hair i'm ???????? pic.twitter.com/FnSzyKu6Ua
— ????????? ? (@chriistinaseo) March 19, 2020
Like a balding eagle.
— COME ON YOU BLUES! (@Tezza_c1878) April 3, 2020
4. That tracks
Like a poorly plowed field.
— Kristina alder (@kristinajlee) April 7, 2020
3. The weirdest bald spot
You’re doing it wrong.
— Florian Keider (@altbrot) April 8, 2020
2. Witness protection
This one’s apparently so bad it requires anonymity.
— Mimi (@yabadoe85) April 9, 2020
1. Canine cuts
Oh come on, don’t involve the dogs in this.
— Jackie (@_JackieAndrews) April 8, 2020
So remember, if you can wait, it’s probably best to just do so. If you absolutely must cut or style your hair at home, proceed at your own risk, and probably try to keep it simple.
Have you ever tried something like this? Was what the result?
Let us know in the comments.