Look, we could learn things by “reading books” or “taking classes” or whatever, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to just scroll through Tumblr until we found some posts that taught us things?
That’s what I do, and now I have an absolute wealth of dubious, fascinating knowledge with which to annoy my friends at parties!
Check out these twelve incredible topics I learned all about from the Humans of Tumblr.
12. Psychiatry and diagnostics
Back in my day, we didn’t have all this dark matter! You kids and your quantum physics!
11. Economic theory
Turns out very few of us are happy about anything ever but we all need money. Who knew.
10. Psychology and mortification
This is literally why I cannot watch the first couple seasons of The Office.
9. Currency and debt
It’s almost like we have a system designed to make money trickle up.
8. Personal motivation
The voice in our head has much to teach us, and I don’t wanna hear a word of it.
7. Mexican-Japanese history
I smell a smash hit HBO series in the works.
6. Biblical literature
Blessed are the meek, for they will have righteous gains.
5. Marketing and sexuality
Come on Barbie, let’s go party.
4. Photography and cultural etiquette
I would buy rice from this man any day of the week.
3. Literary analysis
Once upon a time…
2. Locomotion and human enterprise
Can’t stop won’t stop.
1. Grammatical structure
I’m going to need this entire post to just get out.
I think this list basically counts as some kind of undergraduate degree. You’re welcome.
What’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned on the internet recently?
Tell us in the comments.