If there is one thing that is universally true, it’s that people love the cr*p out of Jeff Goldblum. No one knows exactly why or how it happened – it seems to have something to do with his performance in Jurassic Park – but there seems to be no real way to dislike the guy.
If another thing is true, it’s that people love Pop-Tarts, even if they lie about eating them once they’re over the age of twelve. Or maybe college.
Put the two together, and what do you get? Magic, that’s what.
I offer these 12 images as proof.
12. The Crisp Apple Goldblum
Every man should own a crisp white suit.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
11. The Chocolate-Fudge Goldblum.
Very rich, I believe.
https://twitter.com/rachelclayday/status/1117473155390554112
10. The S’Mores Goldblum
The perfect fireside snack.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
9. The Wildlicious Wild Berry Goldblum
So snazzy and colorful.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
8. The Hot Fudge Sundae Goldblum
I have no idea what he’s wearing but I’m not mad about it.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
7. The Cookies and Cream Goldblum
Because this man is not afraid to make a statement.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
6. The Red Velvet Goldblum
It’s everyone’s favorite flavor for a reason.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
5. The Splitz Goldblum
Why have one flavor when you could have two?
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
4. The Team USA Goldblum
This is a very special Goldblum indeed.
Okay but what about this? pic.twitter.com/kwdiikNAgO
— kevin (@silent_fall) April 16, 2019
3. The Watermelon Goldblum
It takes a special man to pull off that jacket.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
2. The Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Goldblum
This is everyone’s favorite PopTart, but as far as Goldblum, it’s got some competition.
I live to serve pic.twitter.com/nMvN1PfJqE
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 15, 2019
1. The Unfrosted Goldblum
Far more delicious than one might expect.
— Rachel Clayton ?? (@rachelclayday) April 14, 2019
Have you ever seen anything so lovely in your life? I thought not.
Which is your favorite? I need to know!