Listen guys, these really aren’t for you. And that’s okay. Not everything is for you, even though the world seems like it’s set up that way. Some things are for the ladies. This being one of them.
Ladies, do I have your attention? Okay then, let’s get started!
1. Why aren’t hands strong?!
2. So bishhhhhes!
3. Sounds good to me!
4. Flawlessly single… just like me…
5. Oh yes. I’m still CRAZY.
6. Coffee is as coffee does…
7. The less money I give them, the more money I give myself…
8. I’m on it. Give me five minutes.
9. Loners 4 lyfe!
10. And y’all eat ’em up any chance you can get…
11. Paint me like one of your French girls…
Gurls… did I tell you or did I tell you! You can thank me later.
And sorry fellas. I know those hurt. They hurt me too. But what can we do?
Let us know in the comments which were your faves! Because that’s what we do around here! #trust