Millennials… prepare to get dragged all over the damn planet, because 12 people decided that today was the day to ask you serious questions that weren’t so serious.
You know the drill. They tweet. They funny. You don’t respond. We all laugh. Repeat.
Thank you to this site for bringing all these together, and thanks to us for going through them and finding the best.
You’re welcome, internet
1. Eggplants just doing eggplants things
I’m endlessly amused by what emojis mean.
why do millennials always go apeshit over the eggplant emoji. like it is SPECIFICALLY a millennial thing
— kim🐉🧚🏻♀️ (@sukkarights) April 9, 2020
2. Because they can!
It’s all meta, all the time!
Why do millennials take photos with a Polaroid and then take photos of the Polaroid photo?
— k lynn (@ladyin_orange) January 19, 2020
3. Chef’s kiss!
You can eat it AND drink it. Win win!
Why do millennials love soup so much?
— Mr. Hitachi (@KolbiashiMaroon) October 21, 2019
4. A true rite of passage.
I deleted it, btw. Because reasons.
Why do millennials think that not downloading TikTok makes them an adult. Like grow up smh
— Stefan Feher (@StefanFeher4) June 17, 2020
5. Is it their 6th or 16th?
Seems like MOST of the people on TikTok are drunk.
why do millennials only post tiktoks of them dancing to music from 2003 and holding their 6th glass of wine 😐
— zoie♥ (@ohzoiix) June 15, 2020
6. I can’t even with this
I use adjectives in place of verbs. So there!
Why do millennials use nouns in the place of verbs?
"I can't math"
"Englishing is hard today"
— Jaye ＲＹＭ (@rotyourmind) June 15, 2020
7. Yes, it looks distressed! It doesn’t want to be that way!
Millennials always shit on boomers for carpeting hardwoods in the 70s, but who's the one painting over original brick and high quality wood furniture, BECKY?
— Amy (@AmyintheAtl) May 18, 2020
8. 80s kids and 70s kids are so much cooler.
We’re colder because we’re older and old people get colder faster.
why do millennials care so much ab the fact that theyre 90s kids??? sis WE KNOW. THATS WHEN YOU GREW UP. 😭😭💀
— mckenna | i am feral i apologize (@wlwillgraham) June 14, 2020
9. Why do so many of them have back problems?
Maybe because they have drinking problems? Hmmm…
why do millennials say we’re annoyingly when all they do is complain about their back problems and drink cheap wine
— laffy taffy || worshipping era (@laffy_taffy980) June 16, 2020
10. This tweet is wrong.
GIFs are hilarious and DO NOT pronounce that word with a J.
Why do millennials still thinkd gifs are funny it’s not 2015 😹😁❤️
— jenna 🦖 (@coolgirlswaggy) June 15, 2020
11. Well, I don’t blame them.
This is their fight son.
Why do millennials lose their minds whenever they hear a song from a 90s Disney movie
— Benningfield O’Connor (@benning17681066) June 10, 2020
12. Isn’t it?
Buzzfeed, you keep on feeding us that buzz.
Why do millennials act like growing up in the 90’s is a personality trait?@BuzzFeed I’m talking to you.
— b1tch.gov (@ProudAm15730327) April 21, 2020
In all the history of all the tweets… these were among the finest. Don’t you agree?
I’m really asking a rhetorical question there, but you can feel free to respond if you want. I won’t judge. Much.
See ya soon!