Ladies, I really think you’ve got a leg up on us guys when it comes to being funny. Because you all have to deal with SOOO much more bullsh^t than us. Like A LOT more.
Naturally, when life gives you lemons… you tweet that lemonade Beyonce!
Here are 12 on point examples of why women are the funniest s^x of all…
1. Thirsty is as thirsty does…
Sometimes you can smell the breakup from the thirst trap
— Wanjiko Eke (@WanjikoIAm) October 10, 2019
2. Looks like you gunna break some sh^t then..
I f*cking swear to God, if anybody else has beat me to the f*cking caption “He’s a little pumpkin!” or even any SLIGHT f*cking variation on it on this friend from high school‘s Instagram of their baby in a pumpkin patch, I will f*cking break sh^t
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 6, 2019
3. Zigga Zigga AHHHHH
halloween is amazing because i get to see which groups of white girlfriends couldn’t find a scary spice
— taylor garron (@casualafro) October 9, 2019
4. I don’t know… I think you’re okay…
Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) October 7, 2019
5. Just one more bag of candy…
Me leaving CVS on my period pic.twitter.com/NJFoJWppSO
— Luisa Lange (@Luisa_Lange) October 11, 2019
6. Oh snap!
me: *hits spider web down with broom*
spider: wow
me: *puts up F*ke spider web decorations for Halloween*
spider: WOW
— ugly & sad? ? (@SpookyGothLoser) October 5, 2019
7. They do last forever.
I’m 29 years old but it’s ok because that’s only 1 in brita filter years
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) October 8, 2019
8. Just let me hoe it up, PLS!
Yalllll i literally can’t be a hoe on Snapchat in peace ? pic.twitter.com/iBGW271TyA
— Ashlee (@Ashleelove__) October 5, 2019
9. Why is ANYBODY married??
no one:
married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I f*cking HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS— trick or yeet ? (@sarahndipity18) October 7, 2019
10. I don’t like the sound of that…
PITCH: "Reverse q*eerEye" – Five straight men come to your house and absolutely destroy your life.
— Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) August 7, 2019
11. Somebody needs some LUV
Me and the three other people who don’t want to be at the party on our way to locate the rumoured obese cat in the bedroom pic.twitter.com/SYUae9VLqg
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) October 9, 2019
12. Not as easy as it looks…
Sorry I’m late, I still don’t know how long it takes to shower
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) October 8, 2019
See? I was right.
Not that I always think I’m right.
I’m often wrong.
Just ask my girlfriend.
She’ll tell you.
Until next time, we want to hear from you! Drop us a comment and let us hear those funny thoughts!