There are three certain things in this life: death, taxes, and women being hilarious on Twitter!
On a daily basis, they make us all laugh with their funny observations about life, relationships, family, etc.
Let’s take a look at 13 really solid ones from the ladies.
1. I don’t think that’s what he meant…
him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7
me: before rush hour, smart move
— jo (@whatsJo) January 20, 2020
2. Not too fired up.
one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.
emphasis on one time pic.twitter.com/N2nULbpNlA
— shosh (@shoshmcgosh) January 22, 2020
3. Oh, never mind…
https://twitter.com/badtinglexi/status/1219754838243840000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1219754838243840000&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F
4. Free to roam.
Kinda bullshit that peacocks get to be the one animal not in a cage at the zoo. Like when was the moment they proved themselves
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) January 22, 2020
5. I’ve been saying this for years.
https://twitter.com/sundayblondie/status/1219465887620780032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1219465887620780032&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F
6. Blew out a flip flop…got the coronavirus.
Coronavirus sounds like something you get having sex at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
— Lauren Vino (@LaurenVino) January 23, 2020
7. That’s a little harsh.
if I had to sum up online men in one image pic.twitter.com/1xbueyIIya
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 22, 2020
8. I knew he was lying!
villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum
Tony the Tiger: they're fine
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) January 21, 2020
9. This is what it’s all about!
love hearing my laptop fan kick on. yes we are computing some wild shit together now. as a family
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 23, 2020
10. Just here to enjoy our time together.
anyone’s boss when you invite them to happy hour pic.twitter.com/1rWUYp85tB
— kim (@KimmyMonte) January 21, 2020
11. This is my life.
let's hang, here's when i'm free pic.twitter.com/a6VIJcZZj7
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) January 23, 2020
12. That would be a good one.
I'm not an avid reader of food magazines but if Toast On A Paper Towel Monthly ever comes out, yes, I'd like a subscription.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 24, 2020
13. Burned into your brain.
i can't remember what i ate for breakfast yesterday but i will never forget the issue of Seventeen magazine where they said the most flattering first date look for girls with big boobs is a polo shirt
— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) January 21, 2020
Hardy har har! I can’t stop laughing at these tweets!
What do you think? Which one is your favorite?
Share with us in the comments!