So… I don’t know if any of you have heard about White Claw train?
Oh, you have! So I don’t have to explain it’s basically alc*holic water with some CO2 mixed in? Yeah, we’re putting liquor in water instead of the other way around. That’s what we’ve come to these days because of calories and waist lines and things like that.
Here are 13 delicious tweets about the drink that has no laws…
1. It’s holy AF!
I now baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the holy whiteclaw pic.twitter.com/MufqGiafcG
— ?️ubano (@TheCubanoCrisis) July 30, 2019
2. No, I don’t want to see your sleeve tattoo
Me:
Every white guy drinking White Claw: pic.twitter.com/yLGNBIS84g— Jean-Antoine Watteau (@sadbutgoodboy) July 27, 2019
3. If this is your first night at White Claw Club… you have to fight
When there’s only one White Claw left in the cooler: pic.twitter.com/TmC040tltG
— Kyle Crabbs (@GrindingTheTape) July 22, 2019
4. The evolution of trash water…
La Croix walked so that White Claw could run
— trick or yeet ? (@sarahndipity18) July 21, 2019
5. OMFG!
Lifelong white claw dedication pic.twitter.com/2NsoMcNwwN
— Things White Folks Like (@Things4WhitePpl) July 17, 2019
6. Oh… you fancy!
i wanna be shown off like a White Claw in a sorority girl’s Instagram picture
— nicole ⚢ (@nicole22___) July 29, 2019
7. Actually, I’d listen!
i thought white claw was a rapper until right now
— Carly Incontro (@carlyincontro) July 13, 2019
8. Rachel… come on now…
What I thought I’d be doing at 26: texting my husband, excited to go to our home with dogs and maybe a baby or something
What I’m actually doing at 26: defending White Claw to my siblings and mother in our family group chat.
— Rachel Gooding (@Rae_Gooding) July 25, 2019
9. Everybody’s doing it…
a stranger yelled “white claw summer!” to me across the pool. as much as i wanted to be all “i don’t know you” i had to raise my lime claw and agree that it is indeed, white claw summer
— scary harry (@harrylylesjr) July 27, 2019
10. Blessed be the lord of boozy seltzer…
Millennial Jesus turned seltzer into White Claw.
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 1, 2019
11. You know what… yes. Accurate.
White Claw is just Juul water
— Rust? (@Rusty_Barbar) July 30, 2019
12. No. Not at all. Ever.
Woman crush Wednesday is canceled, it’s White Claw Wednesday now
— White Claw Gang (@whiteclawcrew) July 24, 2019
13. Yeah, guys ruin every damn thing…
3 months ago any girl drinking a white claw got their entire existence roasted by the same guys now posting snap stories saying “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws”
— marystebbins (@marystebbins_) July 26, 2019
I think we can all agree it definitely was the summer of White Claw, but will the trend keep going?
Well, they just introduced this…
Why? Because they hate us all, that’s why.
Alright, leave your thoughts in the comments, because we’re sure you have PLENTY…