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You can get LOST on the Internet. I mean, lost to the point where you have no idea what the hell you’re even reading anymore because there is so much insane information out there to digest.
They call it a “wormhole” for a reason, because you might get stuck in there for hours on end if you’re not careful…
AskReddit users talk about the things you should never Google…because you might end up regretting it…
1. Ugh. Scary stuff.
“Tukhchar massacre / Dagestan Beheading Massacre films
Russian soldiers surrendered to extremist forces hoping to become POWs. Unfortunately, they were deceived and Chechen commander Umar Edilsultanov ordered his soldiers to cut the prisoners’ throats as revenge for his fallen comrades. You’ll get to listen to the cries of young men and their futile efforts to stay alive in these tapes.”
2. Probably not a good idea.
“So I support schools doing web security for their kids. One call we got was they had been doing an engineering class and they actually asked their kids to image search “things longer than 6 inches”. Yeah, don’t Google that unless you have safe search enabled.
I always get a kick out of looking at their keyword block list, some of the sh^t middle school kids search for is hilarious.”
3. Holy sh*t.
“There used to be this subreddit called EnoughInternet, which was god awful.
There were videos of people dying by chainsaws, toothpicks down d***holes, people cutting off arms.
It really changed me.”
4. You’ll leave a trail.
“Anything related to a crime you’re about to commit.”
5. Scary stuff.
“Rate of survival when you get cancer. Found out firsthand.”
6. Don’t do it.
“”Cyclopia human” – I made the mistake after watching Futurama. (One of the characters (Leela) only has one eye).
But human cyclopia is a lethal birth defect and not the cool sci-fi stuff I expected. Seriously: Do not google it.”
One year my mom bought some female relatives some nice winter coats, red with black fur trim. She wanted to get matching hand warmers, called m*ffs.
So she googled ‘black m*ffs’.
It did not go well.
8. Nightmare fuel.
“Google image necrotizing fasciitis (flesh eating bacteria).”
9. You won’t…
You think your going to see the cute little blue fox creature from Final Fantasy.
10. You’re probably not dying.
“Any symptoms you have.
Trying to figure out what’s wrong with you through Google is the quickest way to fre*k yourself out.”
11. Do you dare?
“Body farm (its really not that bad at all , plus its for scientific purposes).”
12. Now that is supposed to be horrific.
“The movie ‘Cats'”.
13. I don’t believe this exists…
“Martha Stewart having s^x with Gary Busey.”
Hahahahahaha… Martha Stewart… oh boy. I just saw that in my mind. Not on Google. I’d never do that… O_O
Alright, what about you? Ever Google something insane?
Don’t let us know! We don’t want to know!