We don’t know what these people were thinking (they probably weren’t), but we sure are glad their exploits got captured on camera. Oh, and don’t try this at home. Or anywhere, for that matter.

1. It looks like he stole it off a carousel.

2. Stylish.

3. “Come to me, my feathered friends!”

4. You know what works just as well? Straps.

5. Believe it or not, they were all on the “Nice” list.

6. You can catch some pretty big waves in the public fountain.

7. He’ll pay for that in chiropractor bills later.

8. “Where do you think you’re going?”

9. Polo… with cars?

10. What is he training for?

11. Enjoy the ride!

12. How the heck do you get down?

13. Just ’cause it’s flooding doesn’t mean you can’t relax.