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If you’re from a small town, I don’t need to tell you these are ALL true. Because you’ll know.

And if you’re not from a small town, everything you’ve heard about being from a small town… yeah, it’s true.

Major pastimes: drinking, fucking, watching football games, bonfires, mudding, getting in each other’s business.

But let’s not generalize… we’ll let these memes do that for us…

1. Eating good in the rural neighborhood!

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2. Yeah, that’s a city on the left…

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3. Oh, they ALL pregnant? Hmmm… guess God should’ve taught them about birth control…

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4. You can deliver live chickens? Of course you can…

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5. Go team!

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6. A god damned felony if I’ve ever seen one!

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7. The Chevy, Dodge and Ford dealerships were always doing good…

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8. Driving is NBD.

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9. Phew! Crisis averted…

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10. And fuck. You forgot the fucking.

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11. Wait… they had an Olive Garden in their small town? Fancy…

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12. No no… you’d drive around it. Nice trick meme, city folk!

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13. Again, you’d just push it out of the way with your truck. This is NOT a real obstacle.

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All those small town memes really brought me back to my roots… which was not small town America. But a lot of my extended family lived in a small town, so I’d visit from time to time.

Needless to say, I’m really glad my family got out of small town America before I was born.

They’re nice places to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.

Just saying…