You know, you’ve had a tough week, and it’s time to relax.
And let’s be perfectly frank… I don’t know what day you’re even reading this. But the sentiment is applicable EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE DAMN WEEK… because isn’t a year just one long week interrupted by brief pauses where life gets a little less hard and we wake up with hangovers?
I’m just saying we all need a break to laugh and read tweets. So here are 13 reasons why your day just got better…
1. OMG… same same same!!!
Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!
— kathleen barber (@katelizabee) October 3, 2019
2. Doors off… what else coming off soon… eh?
the the doors of a
vibes dudes jeep wrangler
?
are off for some
f*cking reason— lil estaban (@lilestaban) October 4, 2019
3. I just needed a minute!
me before coffee: ugh why is everyone shouting
me after coffee: okay yes I do see the fire now
— ErBear (@Rica_Bee) October 4, 2019
4. Vibes for years…
this dude was vibing so hard back in the day pic.twitter.com/1b65Bt5rVN
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) October 3, 2019
5. So THAT is how it happens…
this how hurricanes start pic.twitter.com/lXPkvPkhdY
— darwin (@itssdarwinn) October 5, 2019
6. Oh babbbbbbeeeeee!
This baby bad as hellll pic.twitter.com/F1jEUrwHKJ
— michael vincent (@mvddm) October 5, 2019
7. GTFO of my ocean, BRAHHHHSSS!
here’s live footage of michael and i minding our own business until A SEA LION CAME CHARGING AT US FROM THE OCEAN. enjoy pic.twitter.com/nmVOVBMPQB
— mia (@mia_edwards) October 5, 2019
8. Little spoon is a comfy place to be…
If Obama like being little spoon then who am I to deny myself such pleasure https://t.co/9MD6W6PVC4
— jollof papi (@Damilola707) October 3, 2019
9. Yep. Pretty much…
Me: should I just text him again?
everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5
— ??????????? (@kayyorkcity) September 30, 2019
10. Winner and NEW champion!!!
ladies & gentlemen, i present to you my dads halloween costume pic.twitter.com/E9mJ6zJwig
— ashlyn (@AshlynDanyela) September 30, 2019
11. Good f*cking point!
dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife
— gunass (@OBLOMOVITE) October 1, 2019
12. OMFG!
Travis and Stormi spying on Tyga and Kylie. pic.twitter.com/520tQ9CGbM
— Mubarak (@actualmeyo) October 3, 2019
13. White Claw 4eva
i was
a four loko
but
he wanted
a white claw
– rupi kaur
— ✰????!✰ (@localfratrat) September 30, 2019
Okay kiddos, that was fun, yeah? Don’t say no… I can’t handle it today.
Please say “YES!” in the comments. It will make us all feel better.
Thank you.