You know what’s timeless? Comedy. Specifically, jokes.
No matter how many times you hear them, how many views you rack up on the video, or how many times you relate it to your friends, you can’t help but crack up.
I humbly submit these 30 tweets under that same category.
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT pic.twitter.com/Kr48zBcL1m
— Klaudia Amenábar (@kaludiasays) August 2, 2017
3. People’s minds, I swear…
Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
— Jay ? (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
4. I hope they’re being paid union wages
Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV
— Big Duddy (@EricThomas_311) July 24, 2017
4. Also don’t buy a duvet cover
CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER
-remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint
-make sure you stay hydrated
— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) July 15, 2017
5. What even?!
When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay pic.twitter.com/czr48f5EYT
— Dan (@DanielWhitear) May 18, 2017
6. A wise man
wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016
7. I can’t
Congratulations to the happy couple! pic.twitter.com/sVQyAv7GOb
— Tettra™ (@tettracat) July 29, 2017
8. Among other things
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING
— Spooky Sawyer (@austy23) August 29, 2017
9. Right? Ew.
No f*cking way will I choose the shopping cart that someone left a piece of paper in.
— denise (@Stellacopter) April 16, 2013
every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
— Cohen is a Pumpkin (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013
Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
13. If this doesn’t make you snort… what’s wrong with you?!
Jesus out here looking like a SNACK pic.twitter.com/XrTQxOYzRb
— 『Hannah Hotpocket』 (@MarxistHarpy) February 24, 2018
Alright kids… what did you think? Hilarious? Awesome? Or not so much?
Let us know in the comments! We want to hear from you!