You know when men start to wear certain clothes and tell horrible jokes? Yeah you do… because that’s when they officially get their dad card.
And when they get the dad card… they start to do certain things that defy explanation but make PERFECT sense to them.
Which is why the tweets below illustrate easily how true the jokes really are – even if men don’t even realize how and when and why it starts to happen.
1. DAD! Turn on the HEAT!
Why do dads have such a thing against turning the central heating on IT'S f*ckING FREEZING
— El (@embpoz) October 20, 2014
2. That’s what they need, I guess.
Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway
— Abbie (@abbiemason02) May 20, 2019
3. No music when it’s time to get down to business.
why do dads turn the radio off when looking for a parking spot
— bea cim (@cimafrancabea) June 9, 2019
4. I have no idea but they totally do.
why do dads always answer the phone saying "yello"
— sam (@samdeverell) August 26, 2017
5. What even is real money?
Why do dads always have change in their pockets hahahaha it’s weird
— Abbie Douglas (@abbiedouglasxo) October 30, 2017
6. They know a shortcut.
Why do dads think they can out smart a gps
— Uncle tinny (@SeanRauchut) October 8, 2017
7. Because meat.
Why do dads take grilling so seriously?
— Sarah (@misss_jaye) May 22, 2019
8. Because they paid for it, most likely.
Why do all dads think it's okay to eat expired food
— Shannon Dank Lee (@shannon_d_lee) January 1, 2017
9. To aid in digestion.
why do all dads rub and then pat their belly after eating a big meal ?
— Em? (@EmilyKasson) May 29, 2019
10. I mean that’s your opinion.
Why do dads overuse their jokes in unrelated situations ?
— Haleema (@ItsaMeema) June 11, 2019
11. Is it an Irish setter?
Why does my dad talk to my dog with an irish accent?
— Shaun Sully (@ShaunSully) October 22, 2014
12. Hey, that’s their pen!
Why do dads always have their own pen and refuse to use any other pen that is offered to them??
— old ppl call me Karen (@sirakttoille) June 9, 2019
13. Because FREE MINTS!
Why do dads love the free mint bowl at restaurants so much
— sydney (@sydneyrachel) May 29, 2018
Dads don’t have to justify themselves to you! They’re dads! They’ve got this!
Alright dads… we want to hear from you! Let us know why you do what you do in the comments!