You love true crime.
I love true crime.
Hey… wait a second. With those two clues I’ve been able to figure out something: WE love true crime!
Let’s look at some tweets that make the evidence clear… we’re addicted to true crime TV.
1. Tell em’ Chrissy!
The weirdest shows on investigation discovery are the ones that play jolly music in brutal murder reenactments (all of them)
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 10, 2013
2. Wishes do come true!
I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”
— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018
3. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don't watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.
— Northern Lights ? (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017
4. Rhyme crime
Roses are red, people are F*ke, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48
— MTV Ellie Garza ✝ (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018
5. We can hear everything you’re saying!
WHY DOES THE NARRATOR ON FIRST 48 WHISPER? (I just felt the need to put that in caps to offset the whispering)
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 21, 2018
6. Well, that’s nice of them!
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 7, 2010
7. Ahhhh, so you’re THAT friend, eh?
I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7
— ? (@raevyyyn) February 3, 2018
8. People just have no sense of planning anymore!
do y’all ever watch true crime shows and be critiquing the murderers? like rEALLY brenda?? if you’re going to claim an intruder broke in and killed your cheating husband, at least break a window or soMETHING pic.twitter.com/XzvSB84Wwq
— teaira (@_bebetete_) March 15, 2018
9. Where does this anxiety come from?!
me: Wow! Why am I so fre*ked out all the time?
also me: watches disappearance shows, listens to murder podcasts, watches unsolved crime videos
— chloee (@tinyflwr) January 19, 2018
10. Ohhh, good plan!
Him: I love murder mysteries.
Me: *trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.
— Sardonic Tart (@SardonicTart) February 20, 2018
11. Shhhhh! Don’t tell anybody!
When I start watching Forensic Files and I realize I’ve already seen the episode, I get mad. I get so mad I could poison someone in small amounts every day for 6 months.
— Jeremy Rowley (@Jeremy_Rowley) March 12, 2018
12. That feels nice…
Me today: the national news is kind of upsetting and stressing me out. I better watch some true crime shows about serial killers to soothe my soul. Ahhh, that’s better.
— Jessica Zender ??? (@jesszen) March 13, 2018
13. Oh you crazy gals!
Like honestly sometimes self-care is staying home on a Saturday night and marathoning true crime shows about ladies who murder dudes.
— Jill "I Stand with the WGA" Weinberger (@jillybobww) November 12, 2017
Okay, back to Investigation Discovery…