The verdict is finally in, and it turns out that women are funny.
That’s right, folks, after years of men in the comedy business keeping women down with the nonsense argument that women can’t keep up when it comes to jokes, the females on Twitter are here to smash it.
And this week, these 13 women are vying for funniest of the funnies – at least, in my humble opinion.
13. Also, IT’S BREAD.
https://twitter.com/heathbarmmm/status/1091790837556629504
12. Decisions, decisions.
this hotel kindly invites me to decide whether I am BODYGUARD or VAMPIRE pic.twitter.com/9VediAqR3j
— Jennifer Cownie (@cownifer) February 5, 2019
11. I’m sure we can find common vocab based on that.
i don’t speak sports, fluent in chipotle tho
— Lindsay Webster (@webbylinster) February 3, 2019
10. But also being happy that you’re alone with your warm sweater.
https://twitter.com/daniellechezzy/status/1092482206545649664
9. ‘Tis the way of the world, little one.
Well son, when two people love each other, they post lots of pics of themselves on Instagram so all their exes and people that rejected them can see.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 5, 2019
8. As long as he’s busy he can’t clean the kitchen.
https://twitter.com/houseandhens/status/1092135280314863618
7. Everyone loves a good interesting tidbit.
please reply to this tweet with the one picture on your phone that you have no idea why you saved. here’s mine pic.twitter.com/RKMXLyUC9E
— kim (@KimmyMonte) February 8, 2019
6. It’s been a good and faithful servant.
me: wtf how am I already at 20%
my five year old 6S with nine cracks in the screen: *coughing up glass* please just let me die
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🍉 (@cottoncandaddy) February 7, 2019
5. It’s easier if I just show you.
Friend: What’s it like having kids?
Me: *crushes cracker and sneezes it into their face*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 7, 2019
4. You know that just made someone’s day.
https://twitter.com/SophieAScruggs/status/1091088594041634816
3. I’m not sure what you mean…
mugger: gimme all your cash
me: lmao my what
— jo (@whatsJo) February 6, 2019
2. So glad that’s not my life.
dating in 2019 is matching on a dating app, texting for a day, never meeting up, then looking at each other’s Instagram stories every day until we die
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) February 6, 2019
1. No one can argue with this.
“The cast of [HONKKKK] reunites [QUACKKKKK] years later” – the official anthem of 2019
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) February 7, 2019
I mean, there’s pretty much no denying a well-crafted joke when it hits you in the face, right?
Who is your favorite female comedian? What was your favorite of these tweets?
Tell us in the comments!