There’s a lot of nonsense on Twitter, but these are on point and are pretty much guaranteed to make you laugh.
I predict that you’ll be nodding your head as you read these tweets.
1. Makes sense…
reply to this with the weirdest image in your phone gallery ill start pic.twitter.com/vLrWXywdvs
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) May 15, 2019
2. Spidey sense is tingling…
Why is Spiderman so thicc pic.twitter.com/btkkvBRpja
— ?Zach-o’-Lantern? (@zmullis) May 26, 2019
Mothers coming into your room after telling you to get up for the last hour pic.twitter.com/YselW7XnzI
— ??????? (@versacerees) May 24, 2019
4. Now THAT is a ring of fire…
Y’all this Johnny Cash boot pic got me f*cked up lm*o pic.twitter.com/UtvzBCuS5c
— and my glock (@cumwitch) May 23, 2019
5. Awkward. Always.
Crush: what are u doing
Me: laying in bed listening to music
Crush: nice what kind
Me: it’s memory foam
Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist
— fishy? (@fishbowel) May 20, 2019
not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free
— James (@CaucasianJames) May 6, 2019
7. If only we treated people like this…
Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.
— Hannah Baxter (@Isapalindrome) April 17, 2019
8. Get here out of there!
My sister is trying to have a baby and my mom is continuing to be a headass pic.twitter.com/4A4YlZTDOA
— Mary (@merm__) March 31, 2019
9. Don’t take the sh^t!
there’s 2 sides to every story ? pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— ??? ? (@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
10. Oh kids…
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN
— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019
I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally
— ruth (@RuthAnnJoy) June 3, 2019
12. Oh yes…
Did you even do an essay if you didn’t do google search like this… pic.twitter.com/Ezbeue0BlH
— Princess (@_taz_maniaa) May 31, 2019
I found a phone by the pool earlier and texted the person who kept texting to let them know I’d found the phone and now TWO people are saying it’s their boyfriend’s and he’s saying don’t give it to one of them but she might lie so f*ck this sh^t I just called his mom now he’s mad
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) June 2, 2019
14. Kid… chill!
my 8 year old daughter emails me a lot while I'm at work pic.twitter.com/WjyEj0WdFX
— ?a bad guy!? (@ChaosMuffet) June 2, 2019
15. What the duck?
I just realized when your phone autocorrects to “ducking” it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks. How did I forget that was a real word
— Jordd™ (@jordantink) December 16, 2018
Oh, those were some funny ass tweets.
What were your faves? Share yours in the comments!