It’s October! It finally feels like autumn, Haunted Travels are on the Travel Channel, and Halloween is just around the corner.
All of which feels pretty darn good, if you ask me.
Add these 14 great tweets about Halloween, and I’m settled in for good. Are you?
14. I mean I don’t think anyone is going to stop you.
im legally allowed to say happy halloween every day for the next 31 days just like how ppl say merry christmas through the entirety of december
— lauren met paul rudd ? (@philsadelphia) October 2, 2019
13. It is a unique set of circumstances.
Guys will see a pretty girl and say “wow she’s out of my league” like bruh she got 30 days to find someone to match Halloween costumes with just shoot your shot already
— Johnny Mayo (@WanderlustJMayo) October 1, 2019
12. I mean…it’s not going to hurt the environment.
handing out individually wrapped candy for Halloween is bad for the environment which is why this year i'm giving all the kids an 800mg ibuprofen and some benadryl instead
— ryan (@ryanyeetz) October 3, 2019
11. Because it’s never the wrong time for a F*ke mustache.
one time I was out on halloween and there was a guy wearing a F*ke moustache and a priest collar and I asked him "are you someone in particular or are you just moustache priest?" and he said "just moustache priest" and I said "cool"
— Mothney Reynolds (@whitneyarner) October 1, 2019
10. I’m already making plans for the marathon.
y’all: happy halloween
happy harry potter season
— mar ? (@lunastonks) October 1, 2019
9. Because for a certain set, Halloween isn’t complete without Hocus Pocus.
It’s time… pic.twitter.com/ZKZhSjDpTt
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) October 2, 2019
8. That’s probably a conservative estimate.
how many bitches y’all think you know that are gonna dress as a white claw/sl*tty white claw for halloween and claim it was their original idea.. i can think of like five off the top of my head
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 3, 2019
7. Hang on to that one.
my bf is 6’2 i’m 4’9. he said he wants us to be sully and mike wazowski for halloween smh where’s the eject button
— jordan stan account (@queerxcreep) October 1, 2019
6. Her time is near.
Mariah Carey Waiting for the end of halloween? pic.twitter.com/xE06iSW4Nx
— M. (@SoleilRayonnant) October 1, 2019
5. Ain’t nobody got time for all that.
Everyone on October 1st: Posting their first amazing well thought out and pre planned incredible Halloween looks
Me on October 1st: hasn’t even kinda started even a little bit thinking about it ????♀️
IM ALREADY BEHINDDDD
— RawBeautyKristi (@RawBeautyKristi) October 1, 2019
4. That’s what September is for, y’all.
everyone's like "oh it's october 1, time to prep for halloween!" you fools. you absolute morons. prep time is over. you are too late. now it b e g i n s
— sabrina the trash witch (@shirewitch) October 1, 2019
3. This is totally extra and I love it.
Quiero este disfraz para halloween JAJAJAJA pic.twitter.com/1mVkLL4aVC
— Hυмσя Vιяαl™ (@HumorViralES) October 1, 2019
2. Let’s be honest, it’s probably both.
I'm either a vampire or that guy in your creative writing class pic.twitter.com/qdaLVR72Te
— Jenny Nicholson @ Halloween (@JennyENicholson) October 3, 2019
1. This guy is just asking for it.
It’s the 1st day of October so that means we have officially entered CHRISTMAS SEASON. Halloween and Thanksgiving are just stepping stones to the greatest holiday of them all, CHRISTMAS. ?
— 100T Nadeshot (@Nadeshot) October 1, 2019
I’m off to brew some coffee to go with this pumpkin spice creamer, y’all!
Do you love fall? What about Halloween?
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